Ha ha ha it’s time to go shopping.

Ha ha ha it’s time to go shopping.

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The Menzingers – Rodent (7,263 plays)

takelotswithalcohol:

I tried running
I tried hiding
I tried everything but dying
Damn the days we took for granted.
Never again will I let anyone close to me.

(via hotel-payphone-carpark)

tilthat:

TIL Afghan resistance leader Ahmad Shah Massoud, who fought against the Soviets in the 1980s, was also against a fundamentalist interpretation of Islam. He was assassinated two days before 9/11, after warning of a major terrorist attack set to happen in the United States.

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Hey does anyone want to read historical essays I’ve written?

sapper-in-the-wire:

I’ve got papers on:

The Mongol Invasions

Soviet Strategy in WWII (Deep Battle)

The Catholic “Defeat” in the Thirty Years War

All of them are academic, and are sourced and cited.

Convert them to .epub.

Hello friends I maxed out ARMA 3 today to show you how hard I got rekt.

Yes that is a direct shot to the face with a UGL at the end.

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kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

(via tlyudacris)

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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slimydad:

matching icons for you and your friends that smell like beef

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I want people to be scared of how small my dick is.
Think ur safe dating a midget? nah son my small dick perfect size for her.
I’m gonna fuck an ant and it’ll boast about my raw stamina.

I want people to be scared of how small my dick is.

Think ur safe dating a midget? nah son my small dick perfect size for her.

I’m gonna fuck an ant and it’ll boast about my raw stamina.

my main goal is to be feared.

The most awkward part of my evening was asking a woman why she thinks it’s ok that men touch other women without asking them first.

She finished Uni whilst I virtually failed highschool.

On a did u know note, I was excluded from my French, German, Math, and English classes for almost a full year and I had to beg my French teacher to let me take the exam so that I could get enough GCSEs to go to college, which I also failed.

One of the wildest bits about my relationship is that my girlfriend’s job is to make deals with major oil companies and various rich and famous people across Canada, whilst my job is essentially to scare drunk people into behaving like sober people.