January 2012
the-finerthingsinlife replied to your post: lol im so badass no. That was a stupid thing to…
Lies, you need money.
my fucking nose has gone numb.
lol im so badass
no. That was a stupid thing to do. Stay in school kids.
sniffed some of the mystery susbstance that i found the other week.
feels like coke.
In that case I won’t be doing the rest of it. Time to sell it to some moron at the pub.
I’m listening to Dillinger Escape Plan so loud that my wine is vibrating.
r-i-o-t:
when you think a night will be shit because it contains no alcohol
is that a sign of alcoholism
You’re british, it’s standard for us.
actual plan for tonight:
drink mums wine
see if anyone is going to the pub
remember I cant go to the pub because im skint
remember that some guy is going who i said I was going to beat the shit out of
not go to the pub
drink more wine
?????
funeral
“I’m a girl gamer, a 90’s kid, a fan of REAL music, a meme lover, a nerd, a...”
– Justification for genocide (via radioactive-kyle-obrien)
I found a bag of ket a work a few weeks ago.
gettin on that shit tonight.
sigh.
my old girlfriend broke up with the guy she left me for, so I was all “AHA YEAH FUCK YOU BITCH DIE ALONE” but now they’re back together so I don’t feel as good anymore.
midnightgumbo replied to your post: 90% of tumblr is so far up its own fucking arse…
Good thing I had my wisdom teeth removed. Really opens up the space.
amoghasiddhi replied to your post: Just remembered something. Anyone know that band…
…. Do you mean Led Zeppelin or did you intend to refer to the all female tribute band?
No I do mean the actual Led Zepplin. My mums ex...
90% of tumblr is so far up its own fucking arse they can see the back of their teeth.
oh shit
it wasnt the drummer, hes been dead for like 30 years aha.
one of the guys anyway.
Just remembered something.
Anyone know that band called lez zepplin ?
I went to a party at the drummers house a few years ago, the guy was good friends with my mums old boyfriend.
The plus side of listening to “stairway to heaven” in the shower.
suitsandladders asked: I sent it via pigeon post
wurld police hurr durr lol dont share stuf dats bad lol fredum
oh great, now I’m getting shit off my mum because my grandad needs an operation and I cant drive him there because I don’t have a license.
There’s a reason I can’t drive which is because I fucking hate it and I’m shit at it.
I really want to have something to do tonight.
Shitty monotonous week. I’ve only been out of the house for around 5 hours in the past 7 days.
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Bleach and ammonia: separating the smart from the dead since 1774.
willezurmacht asked: hahah you might have, her name's diana
feel like shit all day erryday dont hate because you aint.
lime cordial 4 lyfe.
fuk u orange pussies.
andron17 asked: Those russian ones are sick, and not more than £15 I don't think. Guess thats alot if you're on Job Seekers doe. Had a flick through one in a shop and it is badass.
Anonymous asked: *makes mental note to disable adblock and click your ad every so often*
peteshotfourguysincalifornia replied to your post: holy fucking shit 3 people clicked on the ads on…
Can’t you just keep resetting you IP or something and click the adds over and over again?]
Yeah but if you get caught your account gets banned and they dont let you open a new one.
also click on my ads so i can give you that £5 back.
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holy fucking shit
3 people clicked on the ads on my page last night.
whoever you are, thanks, I made £2.75 off google last night which is fucking loads considering I dont get any money for another 17 days.
SNAP BACK CRACKLE POP! MOTHERFUCK THE COPS!
I wish I knew why that line makes me laugh so much.
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andron17 replied to your post: David Cameron’s son has died. David Cameron was…
he died ages and ages ago, with that facebook/news thing people start reading stories published years ago thinking its new.
oh yeah.
what the fuck ?
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David Cameron’s son has died.
David Cameron was far from my first choice for Prime Minister, but still. Grim as fuck.
I’ve lost it
what was it ? good question.
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