February 2012
amoghasiddhi replied to your post: I’m pretty sure you would die if your member was 2…
You wouldn’t be able to maintain an erection without all your vital organs failing
Sounds like the plot of an awesome movie.
I’m pretty sure you would die if your member was 2 and a half feet long.
Some guy just claimed to have a 32 inch cock.
http://www.last.fm/user/Viewinblack
We can like listen to music and stuff.
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aufseherin said: It has a tendency to suggest people I used to follow but unfollowed because they were annoying.
It has a tendency to suggest annoying people.
Tumblrbot needs to fuck off.
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Some guy got beat up by a group of Asian lads.
This obviously merits the outrage of 20,000 people.
When are people going to understand: The world is not more violent now, it’s just that 20 years ago there was no way to spread the news so quickly and to so many people.
People have been beating the shit out of each other since the dawn of time, get over it. Humans are an extremely violent...
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And the crowd goes wild And the camera makes you seasick God it’s so sweet of you, and I know you’re proud.
I spend a lot of time saying that everyone else is retarded, but then when I do or say something retarded it is usually so retarded that it eclipses all other retardation on the planet.
pop-dat-pussy-for-a-goon:
You ever wonder if Rap niggas in Canada and Russia and Jerusalem and shit be beefing like rappers do in the US. I would love to see how beef is settled the mean streets of South Paris, France, or some fight in the club on the westside of Egypt. They prolly get it in no homo
Tropa De Elite.
This films is absolutely balls to the wall.
Well worth watching.
I knew shit was fucked up in Brazil, but never that it was as bad as this movie is making out.
Dammit tumblr, let me upload photo's you piece of...
I was just thinking that.
Anonymous asked: don't hate your life. right now you're just more down, but that just means that things are just going up from here
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Anonymous asked: Do you expect life to get better once you move to Canada?
How hard is it to get a blowjob ?
Seriously.
Anonymous asked: elllllo! what's on your mind RIGHT NOW
I would like to talk to someone anon.
Cunts.
yasminhowell asked: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DID YOU KNOW
Girls, please keep putting Harry Potter related workplaces/”studied at” on your facebook profiles, because I can use it as a instant measure of how much time I would need to spend with you before I feel the need to murder you.
yasminhowell:
why must i have the hots for you so much, ffffff off!
Sorry Yasmin, I was just born this way.
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Falklands War 2: High Explosive Boogaloo.
Coming soon to a South American island near you.
I did actually go dumpster diving once when I got stuck in the center of town after a night out.
It must have been around 4am and I was looking through the bins behind a tesco, but all I found was a huge pile of porn mags, which is strange because tesco don’t sell porn.
I also somehow managed to steal a cup of coffee from a hotel reception, which was ballin’ as fuck.
I want someone to come skipping/dumpster diving with me around Manchester.
I need to come up with something that I can make so I can sell them online and make huge piles of dosh.
I swear to god there must be something in the air in Manchester, because it seems that all the women here have gone completely fucking insane, and not in a good way.
Anonymous asked: how can you say that blogs are not important?
Anonymous asked: So what's your historical blog?
willezurmacht replied to your post: what kind of blogs/people do you follow?
and jamjars
Anonymous asked: what kind of blogs/people do you follow?
2 deep 4 u
